Seeking love, Capitol insurrectionist arrested

tenor

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“Looking for love in all the wrong places”

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When dating profiles and criminal profiling collide.

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Reboing.

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Is weirdbeard here trying to look like a Confederate General, or a poor attempt at Wolverine?

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Indeed.

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Then why hadn’t he already been arrested and in jail instead of on bumble?

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I think that he is channelling Weirdo Baggins

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What a self-satisfied smirk. The Dunning-Kruger force is strong in this one.

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Shit, do I have to shave my mutton chops? Is that a white power thing now?

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Clearly, they’re not sending their best to Bumble.

They’re sending their insurrectionists, their racists, their logic challenged…

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Did any of the questions involve his facial hair?

He and Frank Zappa have a grand total of one beard.

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Not quite. Zappa+Wolverine only gets you to a london bridge.

Edit: Frank Zappa + Wolverine + Scott Ian (Anthrax front man) will get you there.

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That’s why it’s called Boing BOING.

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The only thing more pathetic than an Inverse Zappa is an Almost Inverse Zappa.

Unless it’s this treasonous pile of human garbage that’s wearing it.

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A full inverse Zappa would look pretty weird. It’s a Captain Ahab without the soul patch.

At some point or another I have worn nearly all of these… My beard grows quickly, so it’s been a fun plaything on my face. I have a giant Pandemic Beard right now. Trying to figure out if I am going to let go long enough to braid it.

I don’t feel pathetic for shaving to get laughs and funny reactions. That said, I was definitely more conservative with it when posting on dating sites a couple years ago.

He also looks like he seriously needs some beard oil. I don’t think those are grey roots…

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Ever try the Hitler thing when shaving? I could seriously never even joke about that.

You may be right. Ew.

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Nope. That one is ruined forever. Not even Charlie Chaplin is enough to overshadow Hitler.

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…their bumblers.

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