If the new husband I post number one isn’t closeted I will eat my own socks. At the very least he’s bi or he wouldn’t be so terrified of the mere idea of butt wiping.
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Easily one of the most utterly fucked up things I’ve read in ever. Jesus thanks for never introducing me to that guy.
Thread derail: Damn straight.
I think I see what you did there! 
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Drinking fountain?
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I reaaally don’t feel like googling it right now, but i’ve been pointed to an internet community of gay men who, on principle, refuse to participate in anal sex. That principal, by the way, being “not being like a woman”.
This toxic masculinity thing that is fecally exemplified here is much deeper than “just” the homophobia. It’s the fear of femininity and to loss of power.
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I have to call out these responses:
Can we not acknowledge, in this wonderfully open* day and age, that “level of sexual desire” appears in human populations not as a binary possibility, not locked to “man=always horny” & “woman=must be persuaded”, but, as with so much else regarding sexuality, appearing in human population as a spectrum of possibilities.
Tl;dr? Your experience of the world isn’t everyone’s. There are men who, while interested in sex, do not masturbate***.
* Setting aside, for the moment**, our horrible political situation.
** “If wishes were horses, …”, i say to myself.
*** I have to admit, that i’d guess that they’re pretty rare.
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Dude, male fetuses masturbate in utero. It’s just a making sure the plumbing works thing.
I’d say it’s so rare that any guy who claims he doesn’t is probably lying.
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And that’s not at all the same thing as grown men. Let me just remind you of one “end” of this particular spectrum:
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What you did there? I see it.
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So with out reading the 130 + posts - what is the consensus? Is this a thing?
Because I read that one post before and it smelled like a fake post. Reason being is even the most fervent Bible thumping mom doesn’t want to clean shit out her son(s) underwear for 18+ years. That and, you know, internet, it’s full of fake stuff for a laugh or a groan or a cringe.
Granted I am sure there is some tiny fraction of people that this is a thing, but that still doesn’t make it an actual thing.
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LOL That I can agree with. Unless they get Recticare with Lidocane. Amazing stuff.
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Damn it - I forgot unlike the BB editors - I don’t get kickbacks for product name dropping. Guiess I better goto bed…
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There are countries where most people are used to squat to poop, to the extent that regular toilets have explicit signs explaining them not to squat on top of the toilet, but to sit your ass on it. Also, some countries have plumbing that can’t handle toilet paper, so people deposit the dirty toilet paper in a trashcan. In toilets without trashcan, they apparently just put it in the corner. These people need to learn to flush their toilet paper when they go to countries with better plumbing. I believe a plane to Egypt I once travelled in had a sign explaining to flush your toilet paper.
Western toilet standards are not universal.
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If it’s a thing for a tiny fraction of people, it’s an actual thing. For a tiny fraction of people, but still, somebody somewhere might be married to someone with this issue.
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Attitudes like these make it really hard for anyone to be honest about this. But here goes: I did not masturbate before I started having sex, at 32. I’m not asexual. I enjoy it, just not with everybody or all the time.
Somehow we seem to have gone from a society where sex is taboo to a society where not having sex is taboo.
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