Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/11/sexual-snow-couple-in-spain.html
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That second tweet, tho…
There will be blood before the morning is out, but all my internets to them anyway. Bravo.
Hasn’t melted so it couldn’t be very “hot.”
That looks… cold. Very cold.
Rule 34°F.
Maybe slow/tantric?
Right?
Sex in the snow is about half as uncomfortable as sex in the sand, I would imagine…
Depends how hot you are for each other.
Healthy humans never get that ‘hot,’ yo.
That’s some Wile E. Coyote stuff and I am all in for it. Still has to be safer than the running of the bulls.
I’m not saying it was a healthy relationship. But for a while, it was pretty fucking hot.
I dunno; how does he plan to brake?
Also, no offense; if you’re male, then it stands to reason that you’re more ‘okay’ with some personal physical discomfort as long as it leads to orgasm. I bet if I asked your partner, (presuming that they are of the opposite sex) she’d have a different opinion.
Cartoon logic dictates that he’ll soon encounter a cliff ledge or falling anvil that will render braking irrelevant.
Or a brick wall.
If I was talking about most female partners, that would be a reasonable assumption. She, however, would laugh and insist that I was the delicate flower in the relationship. She’s quite a lady.
No frigid jokes?
Makes a change.
Dude… getting too far off topic now.
Time to ‘Elsa’:
Only because the usual jokers were too slow today; must be the cold…
something something snow job?