Ugh, it’s morning again; isn’t it?
Isn’t it just a little closer to vacation time?
What’s that?
Ok then, what are sick days from work when you’re not really sick but playing outside?
Are those still called “mental health” days?
Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? And why can’t I be a yoga instructor?
Freshman Congressperson, and can’t you do anything you set your mind to?
Isn’t that just truly beautiful?
Why do you ask?
What’s there to do but ask?
Isn’t it nice that you came over to play? Can I get you a cup of coffee or something? Tea, perhaps?
If I’m making tea, do you have milk in yours?
Oh, wouldn’t that be lovely?
Well, isn’t this a polite turn in the conversation?
Isn’t that nice?
What’s my line?
“Do you take sugar?”
Do you take sugar?
Aren’t we sweet enough already?
Fishing for compliments?
Who, me? Nay good person, ‘tis “sweets to the sweet” is it not?
Is it? Is it really?