But how will I receive it, some kind of Star Trek transporter?
Do you like your Earl Grey hot?
How about your Christian Grey?
How could I possibly choose from all 50 shades?
Oooh, is that what I’m getting for the holidays?
50 shades of Earl Grey?
Can I just ask you to be careful with that teaspoon?
Is that a spoonerism?
Not quite, maybe a little more to the left?
Like this?
Now who’s feeling refreshed?
Would you like a biscuit?
Do you have any Jaffa cakes?
Are mini ones OK?
Why wouldn’t they?
Can I wish everyone a Happy Holiday! Or did I just do that?
Do you need consent to wish someone a happy Holiday? May I wish you one in return?
Anyone else happily looking forward to the days getting longer?
Did you have a good solstice?
Has the shortest day with the longest night finally passed? Could you count me among the relieved if so?
Aren’t all of us in the more northern regions happy that tomorrow will bring a longer amount of daylight?