Are vegetables all that important, or can I just have ice cream for dinner?
Should I have asked that question before I had all that ice cream?
Are vegetables all that important, or can I just have ice cream for dinner?
Should I have asked that question before I had all that ice cream?
Isnât ice cream a vegetable? Both chocolate and vanilla are beans, arenât they?
Again? Why does this keep happening? Are the degrees just wandering off on their own? Or is someone luring them away, for nefarious purposes?
Should Minneapolis expect a ransom note?
Minneapolis, huh?
Is it true that the ghost of Mary Tyler Moore still haunts the streets, looking for her blue hat?
Doesnât the statue of her on Nicollet Mall make it look like she canât get rid of the darn thing?
Does it help you feel better to know Detroit will be in similar straights sometime Sunday night?
Did you at least get some snow before Seattle took all your degrees?
Yes, didnât we have our look freshened up a bit? Couldnât we do with even more, though?
Arenât we happy to share with you?
Have we run out of questions?
Havenât I been busy? Distracted? Drinking heavily?
Havenât we run out of answers?
We had answers to begin with? Isnât that news to me?
If we had answers, what would we do with them?
Could we just turn them into more questions to keep this thread going?
Will I be forgiven
for just finding this thread
and only reading the first
400 posts?
Does that count as an A for effort?
Or do I receive an F for
abject Failure??
Not meâŚ
have you??
Isnât the real question, âWill you be able to forgive yourself?â
But does effort have an âAâ in it? Has that ever made sense? How would you feel about a âCâ for âClose, but no cigar?â