Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

Any of them?

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Ok, I’m back… can anyone catch me up on what I missed?

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How long were you gone?

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Wouldn’t I like to think the first question could be answered “no”, but definitely think the answer to the second question has to be “no”?

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Don’t you have the right of it?

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Well, what do you think you missed?

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How long have I been gone? How long is “a while”?

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Would I be begging the question if I stated that now that Trump has proved there is no bottom, there will always be room for more assholes?

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Wait, Trump is President? How long HAVE I been gone?!?

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Not long enough?

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Now hold on a second, I didn’t say anything about the presidency, did I? Trump as the president? Good lord, isn’t that a crazy idea?

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Don’t I have a tiny shred of faith that there is a bottom?

Is the phrase “while Nero fiddles, Rome burns” as apt for our current time as it was while Rome was falling?

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How soon is now?

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. o (are they on to me?)

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Are you saying I go about things the wrong way?

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Aren’t you human and need to be loved… just like everyone else does?

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You’re scuppered boyo, now confess- where were you on the night of the November eighth, 2016?

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Having a few drinks - maybe 2? 3? 27?

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A likely story, Which whisk(e)y was it?

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uh… what’s the most expensive?

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