Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

Probably the kind you wouldn’t
ever want anyway, dontcha’ think?

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Oh, why worry about the price?

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Righty O, if one is going
to do it right
then one should throw caution
to the wind …
shouldn’t one?

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Are you sure you want another drink?

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Are you buying?

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Oh my, are you flirting with me? Or am I flirting with you?

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Isn’t it funny you should think
of either option?

(JK)

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Should we, uh, leave you two alone…?

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That’s up to you…
dontcha’ think?

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Why would you want to leave me alone with this…

…this…

…what are you anyways?

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To whom is your very serious
Question
directed?

So, are you typing on your phone and hitting return at the margin rather than simply letting the text wrap around?

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Isn’t a bit of idiosyncrasy right at home in this community? The fact that it is something new is positively refreshing, no?

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Was I complaining?

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Yes,
I do happen to poke and
peck
on my phone’s screen
rather gracelessly,
which hopefully is seen by others
as a mere tic or eccentricity
and is not a mortal character flaw,
I hope?

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Does hitting return
Or just ending whenever
Make it a Haiku?

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Someone mentioned that
in another thread,
and I explained that
it’s just a habit and not
a Haiku
for which I hope I
am forgiven?

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Why would you need forgiveness for posts that, in form at least, are so wonderfully reminiscent of Don Marquis?

http://ianchadwick.com/blog/three-archy-poems-by-don-marquis/

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Have any of you read anything;g by Tom Nichols? Is he always an asshole, or have I caught him on a bad book?

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Why would anyone ever make a post to r/roastme?

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