An auto-cannibilism fetish?
That’s considered a fetish?!
Is there any way I’m going to be tricked into looking that up again?
Is looking something up necessary, or should you just use your intuition for an answer?
Will I ever give you up?
Will I ever let you down?
Will I ever run around and desert you?
Wait you actually trusted us in the first place?
Do you think I could find a more appropriate GIF?
Was George Hudson a member of the Most Secret Order of Bavarian Entymology?
Is Daylight Saving Time all part of their fiendish, centuries-old plot to catch us in giant nets while we are sleep deprived and enslave us in their vast knitting factory at the center of the Earth?
Will Florida, meth-addled and lacking the sense of self-preservation that Dog gave to a rutabaga, prove an unlikely hero and come to our rescue?
Isn’t it obvious?
So Daylight Saving Time is a bug, not a feature?
But is the obvious answer the best answer?
Don’t I wish I’d thought of that?
Can it be both?
Why not?
‘cuz?