An auto-cannibilism fetish?
That’s considered a fetish?!
Is there any way I’m going to be tricked into looking that up again?
Is looking something up necessary, or should you just use your intuition for an answer?
Oh god, have you ever seen anything so horrible?
Aren’t there worse things?
Will I ever give you up?
Will I ever let you down?
Will I ever run around and desert you?
What is the matter with people? Why are they so depraved?
Are you ready to soft rock?
Will I ever trust you or @TobinL again?
Wait you actually trusted us in the first place?
Do you think I could find a more appropriate GIF?
Was George Hudson a member of the Most Secret Order of Bavarian Entymology?
Is Daylight Saving Time all part of their fiendish, centuries-old plot to catch us in giant nets while we are sleep deprived and enslave us in their vast knitting factory at the center of the Earth?
Will Florida, meth-addled and lacking the sense of self-preservation that Dog gave to a rutabaga, prove an unlikely hero and come to our rescue?
Isn’t it obvious?
So Daylight Saving Time is a bug, not a feature?
But is the obvious answer the best answer?
Don’t I wish I’d thought of that?
Can it be both?
Why not?
‘cuz?