Smartphones Replaced With Butter

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/27/smartphones-replaced-with-butt.html

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I like it. I’d like to see baccon next.

I’m wondering, though, if BB authors edit their own pretty permalink URLs. This one seems just a tad too coincidental:

:slight_smile:

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Good idea. Not-so-great execution.

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@Brainspore can’t do every Photoshop…

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Cute. Needs more cowbell.

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Replaced with hedgehogs? Paging @nemomen!

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That would be “Smartphones replaced with cowbells”…

:no_mouth:

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I for one would prefer to see people walking around enthralled by sticks of butter instead of smartphones.

Maybe that means I’m too old.

Oooo. . . Kerrygold, that’s good butter.

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I can’t believe it’s not butter.

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Hey to be fair to that first one, if I found a tub of Kerrygold where I live, I’d be bloody well smiling too.

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Also works if you replace the phones with sex toys. Or salad.

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I hate it when that happens. Usually butter reception is weak and data downloads are slow.

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If it’s too buttery, you’re too old.

I can’t believe it’s not smartphones.

Butter. It’s what’s for smartphones.

My smartphone has a first name, it’s B-U-T-T-Er.
My smartphone has a second name, it’s P-A-R-K-A-Y.
I love to tap it every day, and if you ask me why I’ll say,
Uh-huh, hang on a second, I’m just watching this cat video.

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But only one of them is laughing.

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Why not both?

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I’m plenty old enough to have seen those commercials, but not American enough :smile:

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And who says butter and hedgehogs aren’t sex toys?

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Pros: would not break when dropped.

Cons: greasy fingers.

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Mmmmmm…

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