Smartphones Replaced With Butter


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/27/smartphones-replaced-with-butt.html


#2

I like it. I’d like to see baccon next.

I’m wondering, though, if BB authors edit their own pretty permalink URLs. This one seems just a tad too coincidental:

:slight_smile:


#3

Good idea. Not-so-great execution.


#4

@Brainspore can’t do every Photoshop…


#5

Cute. Needs more cowbell.


#6

Replaced with hedgehogs? Paging @nemomen!


#7

That would be “Smartphones replaced with cowbells”…

:no_mouth:


#8

I for one would prefer to see people walking around enthralled by sticks of butter instead of smartphones.

Maybe that means I’m too old.

Oooo. . . Kerrygold, that’s good butter.


#9

I can’t believe it’s not butter.


#11

Hey to be fair to that first one, if I found a tub of Kerrygold where I live, I’d be bloody well smiling too.


#12

Also works if you replace the phones with sex toys. Or salad.


#13


#14

I hate it when that happens. Usually butter reception is weak and data downloads are slow.


#15

If it’s too buttery, you’re too old.

I can’t believe it’s not smartphones.

Butter. It’s what’s for smartphones.

My smartphone has a first name, it’s B-U-T-T-Er.
My smartphone has a second name, it’s P-A-R-K-A-Y.
I love to tap it every day, and if you ask me why I’ll say,
Uh-huh, hang on a second, I’m just watching this cat video.


#16

But only one of them is laughing.


#17

Why not both?


#18

I’m plenty old enough to have seen those commercials, but not American enough :smile:


#19

And who says butter and hedgehogs aren’t sex toys?


#20

Pros: would not break when dropped.

Cons: greasy fingers.


#21

Mmmmmm…