My high school friend used to carry his weed inside the case for his tape of TMBG’s Flood.
“Hey man, you wanna listen to your Flood tape?”
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I would be terrified to be offered a strain named “Horror Queso”.
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The names are one thing that just really gets me after moving to a legal state, everytime I’m in a dispensary I’m sure I make faces at the really dumb names and the XTRME labels. Seriously names like Headband O.G., White Ghani, and Snoop Master Kush sound like a bad cartoon that’s a parody of hiphop, but for children.
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Narnia Dave sounds a lot more friendly.
Or, you know, for very stoned people, I guess. Every time I see the real names, I think, “How do they come up with…? Oh, right, it’s the users.”
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Oh hey: my wardrobe is bigger on the inside then the outside and rather than a British person calling themselves a doctor, is inhabited by a snowy landscape and a guy named “Dave”. That’s a sign of some prime grade kush shoe.
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It reminds me of when the CIA began importing crack to fund their black ops program in the 80’s. I knew something was up from from day-one. Back in those days I was kinda immersed in the drug world, and freaking Dan Rather knew about crack before I did. I remember the “distributors/dealers” - shaggy beards, smelly worn out clothes, and perfect nails…
Long story short. Sessions is rabid about drugs - Brace yourself.
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The eagle has landed.
Oh man, that’s so efficient for foot fetishists who also smoke weed…
“Smokin’ some shoes” becomes a triple entendre!
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“Shoes” is probably from a misinterpretation of, “baby needs new shoes”.
Squanch yes!
And I wouldn’t be surprised if some false positives are just in-house pranks.
Inventing drug slang sounds like fun.
I want to play too…
- trying - hanging out for a smoke
- documenting - sticking multiple cigarette papers together
- building - an extra large joint
- jam - cannabis resin
- draft - a loosely rolled joint
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How did they miss Angel Dust (marijuana dipped in PCP)? I guess no one does that anymore, not that I can blame them. Nothing good ever happened to anyone while smoking Angel Dust.
_Don’t argue with me you whippersnappers or I’ll dump your Tea…
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Linneus would relax in the evening with brassica diaboli.
Maybe.
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Every single one of those would make a great band name.
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I smoke the yarndi.
Safe.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)
Wait a minute! Just what was Jed Clampett shooting in the woods?
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What? No Mighty Mezz? Named for jazz player Mezz Mezzrow, who apparently didn’t mind…
The compiler of this lazy dickshunary clearly just read some club menus & took “(hydroponic)” to be part of the name…
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I’m smurfing right now.
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I dunno… looks like ICE is at least a close contender.
His autobio is in the stack of unread books that I’ll read sometime, when I have some time…
