Snopes fact-checks claims that "woke mob" removed the Snickers dick vein

[hecep]

@gracchus

men sure do spend a lot of time obsessing over big veiny dicks other than their own

I don’t even obsess over my own.

[hecep]

@euansmith

Penis-shaped Confectionery, you say?

This is at least the second time today that Alex DeLarge has made it onto a BB thread.

[anon81034786]

[sdmikev]

So this happened yesterday -

[Skeptic]

So, are the GQP gonna own us homo libs by downing cases of dick vein snickers? (Perhaps while also enjoying a soothing scrotum tanning session?)

[ChuckV]

Worth mentioning that that tweet has replies from Twix, Skittles and Fleshlight…

[Adrian_Hillier]

Gotta say, I’ve reached the age of (nearly) 68, and eaten a fair few Snickers in my time, but this has come as something of a surprise to me!
Maybe it’s an American thing? Dunno, but it’s not going to cause me to have second thoughts before putting one in my mouth!

[Doctor_Faustus]

@tcg550

And I just remembered that one time as a kid, my dad was running up to the store and he asked me if I wanted anything, yes please, get me a Snickers bar with no nuts.

He never let me down, he brought home a Milky Way.

This has let me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole.

Apparently what I know as a Mars bar is known as a Milky Way bar in the US, while what I know as a Milky Way bar is known as a Three Musketeers bar. A Mars bar in the US is either not available elsewhere or branded a Mars Almond bar.

At least Snickers is the same everywhere.