Who the hell knows why the poor sod was turned into an eunuch,
Maybe dragons just have them internally like lizards, until needed. No need to be walking around with a visible boner.
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So seize the opportunity, I hear you saying?
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Philadelphia understands.
The William Penn statue on top of City Hall.
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Compromise:
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No mention of Bad Dragon yet? (NSFW if you are going to Google it)
Also I assume it would not satisfy the petitioners if the dragon wore pants? Even if it had a suitable bulge?
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A critique of animal themed sex toys:
found while trying to find the store that popularized the “anatomically correct” dolphin shaped dildo, as I dimly remembered they had a dragon variant.
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A mythical penis for a mythical beast.
I’ve seen that movie!
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My new band name. Dragon Dong™
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If male dragons didn’t have penises, how would they fuck cars?
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Is it suddenly very hot in here?
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“…until needed.”
Well, isn’t that what they’re saying? And they mean, like now!
Well, Portlandia did riff on the whole “Put a bird on it!” thing. And going from a male bird to, you know, is only a “two-fold extension.”
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Yeah, well
Here is the traditional one of the Prince of Wales, that is seven royal pizzles 
Lizzy has 10, note the particular fine one on top
But obviously not all do. The coat of arms of Belgium for example has none, Lambik can do that 
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I would assume the nearest relative (and possibly descendant) of the dragon is the phoenix, clearly a bird. Both long-lived winged creatures of fire, one feathered with external fire, one scaled with internal fire.
@Barradeno Do (heraldic) phoenixes have penises?
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And the Toxic Masculinity Awards 2021 goes to…
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Apparently, in blazon, a charge can be pizzled.
Gules, on a bend or, a bear passant sable, langued, armed and pizzled of the field.
langued and armed refers to tongue and claws respectively. Of the field, refers to the background, which is red.
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Looks like he is in pain because a claw grew where his penis should be.
So what is the protocol for a female hyena?
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It’s discussed here
I learned only enough blazon for Pendragon.
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