So she’s saying…
“The reason I preach #Christianity is that I’m obsessed with my daughter’s labia, and I want to compare it to some woman I saw on television, so my tweet gets extra exposure.”
Am I catching on?
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What the giant fuck.
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“She,” but calling anyway is probably not a bad idea; I pity that person’s children.
Yeah saw that after. “She” needs to retake 8th grade health class.
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Uh, yeah.
The vag is what’s inside, the labia are the outer/inner folds, and the vulva is all of it.
The fact that this sad excuse for a person does not seem to realize that is not surprising to me.
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Or is it “God Swill”?
That’s all we have to subsist upon after the Supreme Being shares all of the top-shelf hootch and genital sandwiches with the clergy. Complications may include sexual obsessions, deranged associations, and verbal diarrhea. Use only as directed.
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I had no idea FGM was a Xtian thing.
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That’s better than the original. 
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As a tuba player, that’s playing with fire in so many ways.
I mean using a sousaphone, marching on dry grass I still managed to stumble and chip my incisors. Real tuba is even harder to simultaneously carry and play.
Hope the guy has a good dentist, tuba mouthpieces are merciless.
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When you start thinking sandwiches look like your daughters’ genitalia, it’s time for to start questioning your life decision … and someone else to call child services.
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And apparently the correct nomenclature (according to the “media”) is Hiddleswift… Which, no.
Anyway… I can’t hold back…
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Her daughters can fit in Taylor Swift’s vagina? Are they a family of tampons?
Possibly also time to find a new delicatessen.
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Oh! Hello! We were just… umm… looking for… Freud’s… “oceanic experience”! Yes, that’s it!
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I docked my yacht at the Freudian slip.
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You know what they say about Freudian slips: They’re when you say one thing, but you mean your mother.
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I hope Taylor Swift chimes in with a perfect retort.
All I know is I suddenly have an urge to watch Inspector Rex again
I hear she is good with words
