Someone just paid $200,000 for Steve Jobs's rotting Birkenstocks

Originally published at: Someone just paid $200,000 for Steve Jobs's rotting Birkenstocks | Boing Boing

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Elon must be desperate if he’s spending that kind of cash to replenish his dwindling supply of Musky eau de fanboi.

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Internet + Feet = PROFIT?

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“My plan is to extract some DNA out of these grimey sandals and clone Steve Jobs.”

(Ends up with giant petri dish of stinky foot bacteria.)

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As close as that lucky bidder will ever get to snorting mummia.

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In other news, Elon Musk purchases a Cloning Lab and, 100000 black turtlenecks; and tells investors to expect great things in the future.

@generic_name I owe you a Clone-a-cola

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No word on the collection of Job’s used deodorant.

Oh, wait.

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I’m holding out for Bob’s.

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Just think - we now live in a techbro world where Steve Jobs seems almost normal.

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I hope the plan is to shred them and sell the bits as relics to all the cult members!

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Dude! The last issue of my ‘zine was on mumia (I used the spelling from the weirdo 1927 medical journal article about it).

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I want that to mean something, dammit! :blush:

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Vastly underpriced considering how much curable cancer these come bundled with.

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John Oliver Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

Some people have too much money.

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Ummmm… ewww.

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Shred it down to microscopic particles and suspend each one in a litre of distilled water: Homeopathic Jobs!

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This has been in the family for generations:

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