Originally published at: Someone just paid $200,000 for Steve Jobs's rotting Birkenstocks | Boing Boing
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Elon must be desperate if he’s spending that kind of cash to replenish his dwindling supply of Musky eau de fanboi.
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Internet + Feet = PROFIT?
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“My plan is to extract some DNA out of these grimey sandals and clone Steve Jobs.”
(Ends up with giant petri dish of stinky foot bacteria.)
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As close as that lucky bidder will ever get to snorting mummia.
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In other news, Elon Musk purchases a Cloning Lab and, 100000 black turtlenecks; and tells investors to expect great things in the future.
@generic_name I owe you a Clone-a-cola
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No word on the collection of Job’s used deodorant.
Oh, wait.
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Just think - we now live in a techbro world where Steve Jobs seems almost normal.
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I hope the plan is to shred them and sell the bits as relics to all the cult members!
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Dude! The last issue of my ‘zine was on mumia (I used the spelling from the weirdo 1927 medical journal article about it).
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I want that to mean something, dammit! 
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Vastly underpriced considering how much curable cancer these come bundled with.
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Some people have too much money.
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Ummmm… ewww.
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Shred it down to microscopic particles and suspend each one in a litre of distilled water: Homeopathic Jobs!
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