Originally published at: Spider whose bite causes dangerous erections in humans shuts down supermarket | Boing Boing
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Because that obviously needs more research attention.
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Spider whose bite causes dangerous erections in humans
Is there a German compound noun for this?
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Hmmm… long time hard on with the shits. Saw that on porn hub.
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I keep coming up with answers (aber auf Englisch), all of them impolite, and followed with Ed McMahon going “HEY-Yo!”
Edit: Repeated redundancy
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I think it would probably just be Dauererektionspinne with the bite implied – though of course the spider already has its own name, being a Brasilianische Wanderspinne.
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Spider whose bite causes dangerous erections in humans
Careful, buddy, you could have someone’s eye out with that!
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Interestingly, researchers are studying the venom as a possible new treatment for erectile dysfunction.
heh, often overheard from the VPs and VCs in the pharma industry: “So this might be the next viagra!?” Thus it’s not a bit surprising that the first thought upon any “Causes explosive diarrhea, a tendency to vote republican, and priapism” is “ka-ching!” (and “What’re the import restrictions on shipping deadly spiders!?” “…no problem! just send them to the lab in Hyderabad”)
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I saw Dangerous Erections at CBGB in 1978
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Worst Spiderman porno plot. Ever.
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So, uh, what is meant ahh, precisely by “dangerous erections”? I’m, errr, asking for a friend?
Reminds me of the BB story (at least I think I saw it here?) about a claymation kids show that starred a guy who’s err penis was infinitely extensible and controllable, prehensile etc? Red and white stripes were involved. From Europe…
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John Dilllermand…Danish kid’s show
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farfrumflaccid
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I imagine among the middle aged crisis Harley/Supercar set, microdosing spider venom would be a whole lot cooler than nursing a blue chew.
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That was The Sex Pistols support band, if I recall…
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