Am I the only one thinking “ewww?”
Eeeh, I’ve seen the Clown Porn DVD. I ain’t scared.
Can’t sleep clowns will… ewwwww.
I prefer to consider it art terrorism rather than out & out grot. Seriously, it’s fucking hilarious.
Does viagra cause pon farr?
I bet that’s a mistake you won’t make twice…
It’s like Benny Hill on PCP.
Catholic Vulcan? Illogical. XD
Though I would have turned down the offer on the principle that it was inconsistent with the character of Spock and hypothetical me was cosplaying him out of admiration for that character.
On that note, where’s our LLAP emoticon? We have all sorts of icons there’s no way anyone is going to use but I’d use LLAP like once a week at least. 
:rage2: :rage3: :rage4: 
(I have not nearly exhausted the emoticons afforded in the Rs alone.)
Please don’t take the away though. Now that I realize it’s there, I’m going to be using it a lot.
That sequence looks like the best Duke Nukem powerups ever.
Well, there’s always Stonn.
“No sex please, we’re Vulcanish.”
It just wasn’t his pon farr.
Oh, that’s a whole sub-genre right there.
Nurse Chapel disagrees.
I’ve got just the item for you…
SFW but coulrophobes and sphenisciphobes need not click. 
Is that people that are afraid of Ann Coulter? Because count me in.
Oh, I’m not against Chapel/Spock shipping (or Uhura/Spock shipping or Kirk/Spock shipping). I just think there’s no way that a porn plot would adequately address Spock’s unique characteristics and choices.
Or his, according to David Gerrold, forked nature. (Yeah, that sorta messed me up at a very young age)
Don’t ask me how I know this, but there’s already at least one Star Trek porn parody out there. Let’s just say that some green bodily fluids are involved.
