Squirrel eats glazed donut

[anon23281680]

Or squirrels who raid trash cans.
Or just for the hell of it

[hecep]

@agies

True story; I once saw a hawk eating a squirrel on the lawn of the Pitt student union. Most of the on-lookers were shocked and It did not give a single eff about flying away.

That is shocking! That really should have happened at your rival uni!

[hecep]

@wait_really

The neon orange was striking set against that inky black fur.

The alleged Trump sex video may show just that.

[hecep]

@stefanjones

I once saw, right outside the office break room window, a squirrel drag a dead bird up a tree.

Along with other materials, squirrels line their nests with feathers.

[vrplumber]

Well, I did find this donut-inspired bean bag chair, but it probably doesn’t taste as good.

[leebenningfield]

Pizza Rat Forever!

[Grey_Devil]

He has his priorities straight

[manybellsdown]

I’ve seen a seagull scarf down an entire chicken drumstick, bone and all. I have no idea how that got down his gullet without choking him. Or how he got rid of the bone, later.

Seagulls: nature’s garbage disposals.

[agies]

Which rival would that be?

[Grey_Devil]

You’d be kind of horrified at pelicans. There’s videos of them eating live seagulls or pigeons.

[hecep]

@agies

Which rival would that be?

West Virginia University?

[agies]

Ah, yes. Our rivals 80 miles south. A traditional hated rival. Conference re-alignment has made it difficult.

But anyway, there is a 300 acre park less than 2000 feet from the William Pitt Union. Presumably the hawks live in the park.

[Carbonman]

@PsiPhiGrrrl

On my university campus, squirrels had gone beyond raiding the trash. They were known for challenging students for the food they were carrying. In one case, a professor’s child was sitting on the grass and eating a snack when a squirrel dropped down from a tree and bit him. That poor kid got rabies shots, and students were warned to beware of squirrels when eating food outdoors.

Garbage Can Guardian - McGill University by Graham Moore, on Flickr
At McGill University in Montreal.

[FGD135]

What's the biggest danger to the power grid? Hackers? Terrorists? Er, squirrels

[agies]

@hecep

That really should have happened at your rival uni!

@PsiPhiGrrrl

On my university campus, squirrels had gone beyond raiding the trash

Traditional in-state rival:

Squirrel Girl: Where Is She Now?

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

OMG, she’s giving them food, affection, clothing, and an online presence…what’s next? I guess our only hope in the coming squirrelpocalypse is the ones who were friendly in the past may choose to fight on the side of humanity. We’ll have to rely on facial recognition technology, though, since she failed to use glue on their little hats.