State Department's entire senior level of management officials quits

And may it continue until it’s unpresidented.

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Why on earth would you post the lame translated cover version?

The real deal:

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Are you sure ATF translated it? I thought they mostly just made up new lyrics. I prefer their version actually, but Falco has his own goofy appeal.

I can’t understand half of his lyrics, so ATF might well have been making shit up. Falco’s production is much tighter though.

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Speaker of the House, President Pro-Tem of the Senate, then it’s off into the cabinet. Perhaps Gloptron won’t have worked its way down to Education?

President Betsy DeVos.

simply said - no confidence

But are you and @xkot too old to get drafted into the civilian corps? I’ve got until October before I’m fully comfortable. A lot of shit can happen between now and then.

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This might be the only wall of text I’ve ever liked.

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I’m old and female. Perhaps they’ll send me to Gitmo.

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Hey, be fair. I used paragraph breaks, full-stops, and didn’t type one sentence in all caps.

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Yeah that’s…what I meant. It’s well written.

Hey bro, maybe you need to get your sarcasm detector into the shop?

It’s like…looking a bit frazzled, man.

(seriously though, nice post.)

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What can I tell you, I have very specific aesthetic standards for walls o’ text. I was spoiled by sites like Timecube long ago.

Seriously, thanks.

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Don’t worry, there will be a natural disaster. There always is. It be incompetently handled.

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Our first Yosemite Sam foreign policy president.

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Not exactly Katrina, but I’ll leave this here:

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Right about now, many of south Georgia’s voters are getting an idea of how his NYC vendors and contractors felt after he stiffed them. He’s bringing people together!

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Real tornado season doesn’t start until April. There will be lots of people losing everything who won’t get a shred of help from DC unless the sitting POTUS has property in the disaster zone. His Katrina moment will come very soon.

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I suspect his Katrina movement will involve a lady called Katrina. Maybe one of those nice Russian ladies from the hotel?

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What do you mean “real” tornado season? Don’t you know the climate doesn’t change? :wink:

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I have a slew of family and friends who live down there in the midst of that destruction, and who voted Trump. I’m silently watching and waiting. Wishing them well, and still loving them, but … waiting.

So far, they’re being very, very quiet on the social mediums…

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