Stephen Bannon fooled Trump into signing executive order that gave him national security role

Problem is, given Trump’s penchant for reading, you lost him by that that first quotation mark.

Trump likes looking at two things: himself and his (blëch) admirers. His mouth moves for only two reasons: to fill his gaping, hateful maw with food and to allow sound waves to exit. His auditory cortex fully processes only those sounds which, after initial-stage review, are deemed by his spineless neurons plausibly indicative of ego threat or praise.

I’d call him a Vogon in human clothing, but Vogons are also known for writing poetry.

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Yup. The issue is that he doesn’t care about anything outside of his whiny-ass-titty-baby impulses.

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Here in the UK, David Blunkett, who was born blind, became Sheffield’s youngest ever city councillor, then became a member of Parliament and went on to be a government minister under Tony Blair. He was the first blind person to become a cabinet minister.

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BAD poetry. And you could get away with describing Trump’s ad-libbing as free verse so I think the comparison holds up.

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I never wanted to find him in the first place; and would return him if I could.

That quote has nothing to do with 45; it’s simply one that has greatly influenced me in life.

The fact that he doesn’t know who Douglass was is no surprise to me; I wouldn’t have expected otherwise.

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Arguably, Vogon poetry makes more sense.

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Just gonna guess that he ADMITTED he had a disability and relied upon SUPPORT and HELP for his disability in order to do so much good for the world. In DT we seem to have a president who has some kind of disability that he hides with swagger and venom.

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And I bet he never signed anything if he didn’t know what it said!

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So, Hillary was pilloried for using non-government email servers because they were insecure and not auditable. Last I checked, Twitter is non-governmental and not terribly secured. Why is this OK? and more interesting (to me) why hasn’t anyone hacked the account that Mr. prez uses, inserting fake tweets or similar to sew mistrust and compromise that ridiculous communication method?

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Probably because no one would even notice.

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While it’s not OK in any honest sense, the greatest problem with Clinton running a mail server was that she was guilty of being Hillary Clinton.

My spider sense tells me the CIA and FSB are already in but just keeping an eye on things. It’d be a really, really bad idea for a US citizen to try this since the CFAA charges would be near-instant and whoever tried it would be serving a long time in the pen.

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I have no idea if that’s satire or reality.

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Great googly moogly! I’ve been hanging out here since before antinous, and I rarely ::SQUEE:: at comments. But I gotta say:

BEST COMMENT EVAH

Thank you so much!
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tip your waitresses

:bow:

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