Has it occurred to anyone that Trump will vacate the white house, but continue to insist he is the sitting President?
Possibly even remodel Mar a Lago to resemble the white house? And hold weekly press conferences, and appoint a cabinet and everything?
Hmm…whatever could be done if there’s some nut claiming to be the White House in exhilarating?
Amphibious marine landing or a drone strike?
drone strike first…
then send in the SEALs!
NO QUARTER!
edit: add spoiler. comment treads a little close to community standards, I’m guessing.
I have no doubt that as a Captain in the Conch Republic Maritime Militia; you can form a citizen’s armada to storm Palm Beach and make him walk the plank!
now you’re giving me ideas!
bonus edit: we have been getting annual migration of great white sharks right now. seems fitting that the “great white” would eat him. (but I absolutely wish no ill to white sharks)
Yes. Currently the alternate in DC. Frankly, they should give him the chair. That ought to test his resistance.
Mexican Countries
This is not too rare regardless of which media outlet, but Fox News seems to be a repeat offender. See:
The seals are busy but the clowns are available. Shall we…
Agreed. This is Sedition plain and simple.
Anyone who supports this should be shown an “alternate reality” inside a jail cell.
Yeah, complete with a fake Oval Office. If no one lets him steal the Resolute Desk, he’ll have someone bang up a fake.
At least Emperor Norton had class, was respected, and was greatly mourned when he died.
I just hope that Trump falls into the same level of obscurity that Norton did.
You can’t use terms like “Central American Countries” with Fox News viewers, because they’ll say “BUT MIDDLE AMERICA IS WHERE I LIVE!!”
To an empty room.
Just because he holds it doesn’t mean the press will cover it.
I was watching CNN and they reluctantly gave 180 seconds to the Barr resignation before Anderson Cooper said this was enough of Trump trying to hijack Biden’s moment.
I’m hoping this means that they’ll treat Trump as a non-entity after 12:00 pm EST, January 20, 2021. 
And this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a bunch of dumb fucking shit.
They did that in the first CASINO ROYALE. One seal was even 007. Are S.Miller’s brain stirred, or shaken?
How 'bout just alternate living.
Nothing says desperate, flailing departure from reality like staging an alternate version of a real event, modified so that in your version things go your way. It really looks like we will, all kidding aside, have to set up a very real nursing home, with a fake oval office, so fake leader can go on being fake.
In prison.
