Steve Bannon and Mike Lindell gang up on Ron DeSantis to please Trump base

[Carla_Sinclair]

Originally published at: Steve Bannon and Mike Lindell gang up on Ron DeSantis to please Trump base | Boing Boing

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[Brainspore]

@Carla_Sinclair

“DeSantis was the Trojan horse we thought he was,”

Whereas Trump bangs porn stars without any kind of prophylactic whatsoever.

[RickMycroft]

@Carla_Sinclair

Lindell then let slip the real reason for his fury towards Florida’s authoritarian governor. “He met with Dominion lawyers figuring out a way to make it easier to sue people for defamation like MyPillow and Mike Lindell!”

Why the heck would Dominion’s lawyers need to talk to DeSantis? Lindell is seeing monsters under the bed.

[gracchus]

“I just want to put that out there, how disgusting he is.”

Says the deranged crackhead to the fascist shambling mound. That’s a whole new level of disgust they’ve unearthed.

[Gyrofrog]

@Carla_Sinclair

“Gov. DeSantis, you’re better than this. That was a weasel approach,” Bannon said

That’s rich.

[DukeTrout]

Bannon hasn’t looked like a bunch of clothes stuffed with weasels in decades. Now he looks like a bunch of rotting clothes stuffed with decomposed zombie weasels.

[knoxblox]

This is one kayfabe wrestling match I would never want to attend, even if I were dressed head to toe in a hazmat suit.

[generic_name]

To borrow an old Slate headline, “The GOP is a failed state. Trump is its warlord.”

They’ve moved beyond policy to persona alone as a motivating force.

[smulder]

[iquitos46]

It’s quite a show, a bunch of buzzards fighting over the bloated orange weasel carcass. How could a winner be defined in this contest.

[MikeR]

“Gov. DeSantis, you’re better than this. That was a weasel approach,” Bannon said…

There’s something eldritch about Steve Bannon trying to sound moralistic.

[DukeTrout]

Well, he’s clearly several steps down the path of becoming a lich. I’d guess he’s crafted his phylactery, taken his Potion of Transformation (he’s ahead of the game w.r.t. degeneration of the flesh), but probably hasn’t completed the Ascension Ritual. Maybe he needed that monastary in Italy for that?

[Carbonman]

@iquitos46

It’s quite a show, a bunch of buzzards fighting over the bloated orange weasel carcass. How could a winner be defined in this contest.

Anyone that refuses to play?

[anon76551318]

Looks like the penniless Lindell is still sore…

If he’s so penniless why do I keep seeing the fucker night after night pushing MyPillow 2.0? What a schmuck.

[FloridaManJefe]

ewww. where would you see that?

[Gyrofrog]

Cartoon Network, IIRC.

[KathyPartdeux]

At this rate; he’ll have to go back to selling crack.

[smulder]

@FloridaManJefe

where would you see that

all over broadcast TV … but only after midnight

[fuzzyfungus]

@Carla_Sinclair

Lindell then let slip the real reason for his fury towards Florida’s authoritarian governor. “He met with Dominion lawyers figuring out a way to make it easier to sue people for defamation like MyPillow and Mike Lindell!”

It sure is good that their orange idol has definitely never banged on at considerable length about how much he’d love tighter defamation laws and easier suing people for saying things he dislikes. That might have gotten awkward.