My institution brings in therapy dogs during finals for the students to play with.
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That’s a win 
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This reminds me of those terrible anger rooms. IMO, it’s better to counter than to intensify sadness or anger, because they can spiral into a worse state.
I recommend using laughter instead…
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What, they can’t be bothered to cry in the traditional manner?
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: If it fails, then we’ll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I’ve had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.
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Excessive laughter can cause another kind of spiral…
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Oh, I have toys, just no fluffy loveys.
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“Dry campus”? Never… DON’T tell me if they are hiring in the history department… 
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Well, who needs crying closets when you got Brian Blessed animated gifs!
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Must have made the euphemisms a lot easier for their CO.
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They also need a snowflake freezer…
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Cry closet? Really?
What happend to having a quick wank on the toilet for stress relief?
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That’s why it’s a very popular tune at my Laughter Club meetings!
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I wish they’d bring back phone booths personally. A noise insulated space for people to make calls. In college they said use the stairwell but you could often still hear.
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That makes me happy. 
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