"Sudo make me a sandwich": nerdier punchlines for a very nerdy XKCD


#1

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#2

Cheese overflow error in stack.


#3

sudo it yourself


#4

SpaceGhost is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.


#5
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

    #1) Respect the privacy of others.
    #2) Think before you type.
    #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

#6

make me a sandwich!

what? No!

sudo !!


#7

sudoku make me a sandwich?


#8

Make me a sandwich!
What? No!
Sudo make me a sandwich


#9

Make me a sandwich!
What? No!
Sudo make me a sandwich
make: *** No rule to make target `me’. Stop.
sudo apt-get install sandwichmaker


Me: Make me a sandwich.
Phil Collins: How do we ask nicely?
Me: Sussudio, make me a sandwich?
Phil: OK.

#10

With my luck I’ll have to figure out the URL to an unsigned repository out on the web because of some bullshit prerequisite that sandwichmaker needs in order to run. Like a specific, very old version of Java that’s only hosted on someone’s middle school Geocities website.

Digital fossils. Yeesh.


#11

Came here to make a joke about the !! operator.

sudo chtopping +tomato +turkey


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#13

Sandwich Loops


#14

Sudo apt get arthurdent


#15

sudo apt-get install make sandwich

Shouldn’t this be “sudo apt-get install sandwich && make install”?


#16
chown -R japhroaig /sandwich

Why yes, I do have a sandwich directory.


#17
ls -l ~/ingredients | grep 'pickle
\|bacon\|sourdough\|lettuce\
|tomato\|aioli' > ~/myMouth

#18

wrong thread?


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#20

cut pickle ?
touch lettuce ?