Originally published at: Swarms of Mormon crickets plague Nevada and Idaho | Boing Boing
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Better start praying for seagulls to show up
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I love that Utah’s state bird is the California Seagull because of that other time something like this happened.
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The cannibalism in common with Mormon and Camel crickets is disgusting. I live in wooded area where Camel crickets thrive and they leave their dinner remains in my shed often. Brothers, sisters, children, they do not care. If it’s dead or dying it’s dinner for those nasty spider looking crickets. I hate them. Ugggh!
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Unless they’re Jack Mormon crickets, then all bets are off.
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Let my people go! /S
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She’s social media friends with Perez Hilton?
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“The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of crickets and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their chirping will foam up about their waists and all the gamblers and politicians will look up and shout ‘SAVE US!’…and I’ll look down and whisper 'Thiipp!”
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