Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/16/sweary-truckers-observe-paper.html
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Oh, the humanity!
No-one
Okay, I’m in the crowd of wanting to make “no one” into a single word, but this hurts my brain. “Let’s make it one word and then split it with a hyphen!” Ahhhh!!!
i’d say, considering the circumstances, that was exactly the appropriate amount of fucks.
I have talked to some operators at a similar facility and their comment was that if that happened and nobody was hurt, then they knew something was very wrong.
I guess Its time to order and install that fscking bidet.
Wow, and I thought the toilet paper shortage was already bad enough.
Remember when “mercy” was the only “swear word” you’d hear on CB radios? What the fuck happened to those more innocent times?
Video link for the BBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAKso45nYtg
Can you blame them? Pretty sure if I die in an accident, my last words will be unprintable.
Could go with New Yorker style and use diaeresis for repeated vowels: noöne.
oh god how i love that movie.
Otherwise it’d seem like the Peter Noone from Herman’s Hermits is making cameos in random articles, and that’d hurt my brain.
When the paper mills blow up, pretty much everything’s unprintable.
They keep saying “paper mill”, but as I understand it, it was a digester that blew up.
FTFY. I love the Mainer accent.
Back in my day, it was all “my land” and “good land”. And if the CB operator was particularly vexed or astounded, he may exclaim, “for land’s sake!”
it was a digester at the Androscoggin Mill in Jay, Maine, where paper products are made. Everyone in that neck of the woods calls it the paper mill, or the Jay mill.