A cloaked figure in the corner lifts his Big Gulp™. “Bravo,” he says. “Care to put that scimitar to use and make a few bucks?”
The man’s cloak is mud-spattered and worn, but you notice its shoulder is emblazoned with the seal of Blibdoolpoolp. He opens a cylinder of Salt & Vinegar Flavor Pringles® Brand Potato Thins and watches you, expectantly.
