Drunk Obama resigns, Sanders is a Russian spy, Unabomber has a babyā¦
I knew it.
Where is the important news!
Where were the space aliens spotted?
"My favorite story in People mag is on Charles Mansonās women - āWhere are they now?ā
Jail, jail, and jail, is the answer for Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel and Leslie Van Houten."
It should be, āDead, jail, and jail,ā as Susan Atkins died some time ago. I have no idea why this little tidbit has stuck with me.
Theyāll all be at the next GOP debateā¦
Obligatory:
The most likely place to spot the āspace aliensā would have been the Weekly World News, R.I.P. (sadly).
Youāre right subextraordinaire - thanks for catching that. Correction made.
Bigfoot solved but the backstory requires a heaping dose of brain bleach
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M472068bde114ce074178ae8a74a45aefo0&pid=15.1
OMG, Iām hearing the spy speak in Sanders voiceā¦ IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
That sent me to a thumbnail that I donāt understand.
You mentioned brain bleach, so maybe I should be happy about that? I once opened a video titled āwatch at your own riskā and Iāve never been the same.
They have been online only for years nowā¦ which really isnāt the same fun as the print version.
No problem. Reading Helter Skelter freaked me out and any news about the Manson family seems to stay in my brain f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
I really enjoy your recaps. It helps me make sense of the headlines when Iām in the checkout line at the grocery store. Reading your summary is like reading Vanity Fair and justifying VF over People because of the column inches. 
I like to think, in my small self-conscience/conscious way, that my cyber-writing has influenced others, ultimately helping the species, aka humanity, somehow, perhaps to communicate ideas. I look for evidence of my memery in my memory of quick observations online, and I find it sometimes. Old me appearing anew, stylistically, somewhere else unrelated to my digits current hunting and pecking. I donāt try to take credit anymore; I just notice.
I. found. this. here.
Its a shaved sasquatch from The Venture Brothers.Said Squatch was the ālongtime companionā of their Six Million Dollar Man pastiche.
I stand corrected. What was that guys name, was it Angry Bob? Does he still have a column?
Thatās the guy! I loved that column. He would have to dig a bit deeper in this day and age or people would vote for him.
