Tactical diaper mat

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Well, I guess baby poop could be weaponised…

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Banned by the Geneva Convention IIRC.

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Perfect for anyone who has to care for 45, or one of his supporters.

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Tough Guy Dad #1 to Tough Guy Dad #2: “Looks like you’ve really seen some shit.”

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for that price you can damn near buy level III soft body armor.

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Baby armor is high maintenance.

BabyArmor

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Sometimes you have to change diapers under dangerous conditions!

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It begs the question if the child is potty trained or not… it can walk, so possibly.

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Because nothing says tactical like a screaming baby.

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Mando has never changed its diapers. He’s always leaving it in the care of others. So he doesn’t even know what gender Baby Yoda is.

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“Tactical”, the official decor scheme of Ameristan.

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“Tactical” is actually very specific military terminology. It means “masturbation”. Make what you will of that…

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Their amazon store image embraces the absurdity:

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While I’ve never had nor never will have a baby, I kinda want this.

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I’m holding out for a strategic diaper mat.

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