Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/25/tactical-diaper-mat.html
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Well, I guess baby poop could be weaponised…
Banned by the Geneva Convention IIRC.
Perfect for anyone who has to care for 45, or one of his supporters.
Tough Guy Dad #1 to Tough Guy Dad #2: “Looks like you’ve really seen some shit.”
for that price you can damn near buy level III soft body armor.
Baby armor is high maintenance.
Sometimes you have to change diapers under dangerous conditions!
Like for this one.
It begs the question if the child is potty trained or not… it can walk, so possibly.
Because nothing says tactical like a screaming baby.
Mando has never changed its diapers. He’s always leaving it in the care of others. So he doesn’t even know what gender Baby Yoda is.
“Tactical”, the official decor scheme of Ameristan.
“Tactical” is actually very specific military terminology. It means “masturbation”. Make what you will of that…
While I’ve never had nor never will have a baby, I kinda want this.
I’m holding out for a strategic diaper mat.
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