Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/04/tacital-slippers.html
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Do they have steel toes? They’re not tactical slippers if they don’t have steel toes. I need crush protection when I’m kicking back.
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You mean the greatest video on the internet? 
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Those are not attractive. I don’t know what I was expecting, but year.
Don’t forget to put on your tactical kilt first!
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I’m going to pass.
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I could see Deadpool wearing those.
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God damn it @beschizza, just because it is black, doesn’t make it tactical.
Does it have velcro for morale patches? No.
Does it have MOLLE loops? No.
Does it have a little pocket for emergency ammo? No.
Does it have a heel activated switch for a little knife in the toe? No.
These are just fancy slippers. Hell they are a little less fancy than regular Sketchers sneakers with no laces.
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“Tactical” is very specific military terminology for “masturbation”.
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They’re for when you have to step outside to pick up the dangerous newspapers.
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I feel like Tevas are almost always conspicuously ugly.
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Speaking of tactical pens… It’s a total marketing gimmick. Real pros said that instead of some bling-y tactical pen, you should just invest in a metal barrel pen that looks like… a regular pen, but tough enough to be used as a weapon. Like a Parker with a steel barrel.
Having owned a tactical pen and the Parker pen, I agree. Parker pen will be mistaken for a regular pen… because it is a “regular” pen.
I find the idea of tactical slippers ridiculous.
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For those late night snack rescue missions.
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No thanks. I don’t want to live my life with the mindset that everything needs to be “technical”.
considering most “engagements” will be in am urban enviornment a truly tactical show is something that doesn’t make you stand out.
“did you see anything suspicious that day?”
“yeah i saw some tacticool guy in a milsurp jacket and weird shoes”
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Roger That!
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But, but, the convertible heel counter!
(Whatever TF that is.)
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So much of this crap just screams “wannabe!”
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How well do they stand up when you go en pointe in spandau ballet?
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