If you’re on Black Seal Team 6 and need to conduct a (refrigerator) raid for more limes for your dark and stormy, this is your tacticool footwear.
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No “strike bezel”??? No knurling??? Well, then, not remotely “tactical” 
The tactical thing is getting ridiculous. Couple of years ago I bought a few small hand-held flashlights from Costco. They both came with “strike bezels”. From Costco. :-/
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I’ll have to disagree with you there…
Beat the crowds!
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Considering a key point of training is being adaptable and using whatever is available. 
Bahhaha, I see what you did there! 
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You don’t need a strike bezel for that, just a sturdy steam train-style cow pusher to put on the front of your shopping cart. Helps you plow through the crowds with ease.
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For most indoor and some outdoor toddlng I gi with Kung Fu shoes:
Tactical slippers?
relevant:
And…
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Having noted that you can get tactical pens, tactical cutlery and tactical pants
Don’t forget the hats. (Not sure if they’re available in red; the original product pages are gone.)
Throw in a signalling mirror and a cheap compass and you could call them wilderness survival slippers.
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Here and I thought Teva’s main target consumer was hippies whose feet hurt.
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http://simplyarmed.com/5-11-raven-range-capris-tactical-yoga-pants-review/
5.11 Raven Range Capris, Tactical Yoga Pants Review
They’re here! The newest sensation in tactical clothing, and people are either loving or hating it.
“Eat inner awareness suckers!”
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Parker Jotter death match, baby
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Huh, ok then! 
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Can’t tell if site is meant to be satire or not!
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Tactical Yoga Pants Review
That’s a terrifying image—she’s clearly in danger—that clean white top near that dirty vehicle, what is she thinking?!?!
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A proper ‘weaponised’ hat is the classic English cloth cap, with razor blades concealed in the peak, a la ‘Peaky Blinders’
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When you’re trying to kill the brain of a zombie with your regular, blunt flashlight, you’re going to wish you had tactical strike bezels.
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And they’re heated too. Take that Tactical Slippers!
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What? And get splattered with infectious zombie bits? 
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“Do these tactical yoga pants make my ass look bad?”
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