Unicorns are tactical horses.
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I still wish my tactical Fleshlight didn’t have them.
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Came for the Archer-related humor, was … surprised by the lack thereof.
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Take the advice my vet told me from a story about excising a dog’s anal glands - do it with your mouth closed.
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I would think being made entirely out of knurled aluminum would be the bigger issue. 
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Do it with proper protection.
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“Ribbed for her satisfaction, knurled for yours.”
Or have I been doing this all wrong?
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Yes, but are they blockchain tactical slippers? /s
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Has Deadpool seen those?
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“Tactical turtleneck” eh?
Somebody needs to make a gif of Mitch McConnell with fangs, stat!
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“It’s a speed suit! SPEED suit!”
Those will go perfectly with my Kevlar-reinforced ballistic jammies.
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Do you, um, “shoot” there often? 
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Not “there” at all, they not being the target. 
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what about strategic slippers, for the thinking man’s badass.
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That reminds me.
Real people who require tactical gear in their profession (not me, I’m a civvie) call this sort of stuff “tacticool” (as opposed to “tactical”)
You do have to say it in a snooty way.
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