Taped-to-seat passenger Max Berry complains on Twitter that he was "dehumanized," but look at his other tweets

[Richard_Kirk]

@HatOfEdshu

https://celebpie.com/who-is-max-berry/

I feel shifty about trying to alter the language in NewSpeak fashion for political ends. However, people talk about hedge fund managers earning $5M/year because there is no short word for trousering some of my pension just for being a member of a while male clique and turning up at his desk some mornings. Talk about this guy’s worth - he’s worth nothing, but fate has given him lot to piss away.

[FGD135]

In other words, he is the real victim here, folks!
(That plane is never delayed.)

[FGD135]

That’s obviously a guitar.
You want this one:

[Dr_Destructo]

Of course he’s a frat boy

[GoatCheezInfrno]

[macbot]

Calling him Matt is actually funnier.

[ClutchLinkey]

They’re good dogs, Brent.

[bryan]

@teknocholer

Not many guys go for the full Brazilian. It’s dehumanizing.

Especially if you use Gorilla Tape.

ETA: Now available in Flesh Tone! (if you’re Max Berry, anyway)

[Melizmatic]

That is brilliant.

Yoink.