Ted Cruz sees a hat with horns on the Grammys and calls it "evil" while his state struggles without power

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Ted, Marge, if a performer wearing a top hat with horns on it is an existential threat to your belief system, perhaps you need a better and stronger belief system.

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When you’re a religious fundamentalist, technically all religions except the one you personally follow are “evil.” Perhaps he should demand we ban Hinduism and Mormonism and Eckankar.

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Think that’s bad, Ted, here’s a guy with a horned hat and he’s performing in a drag show.

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Ted, like most Republicans, has a pathological compulsion to share every thought publicly, which is driven by a consuming lust for attention of any kind.

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You’re a fine one to talk about evil performances, Ted!

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Sampled in this retro rave classic.

Also - no one show Cruz any art by Coop or the Lords of Acid album cover he did.

(This is the censored cover.)

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They’re on the list for later.

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Ted doesn’t respect a Founder?

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They literally want a return to the dark ages.

When peasants knew their place and that the bible were the only learnin’ allowed.

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Rave stuff is retro now?

Goddamn, I’m old. :frowning: Doesn’t seem all that long ago it was new.

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Dang. What am I supposed to use my whistle for now?

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Refereeing or traffic control.

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I imagine that the lyrics

hit a little too close to home for many Republicans. Cruz is just looking out for his people.

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Not enough bpm

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My guess is that even the conservatives on the Supreme Court would strike down any law that tries to ban a religion, considering those conservatives are all Catholics, and there is a long history of American Protestant evangelicals claiming the Pope is in league with Satan.

But it’s the “culture war” game; Cruz needs “Satanists” so he has something to clutch his pearls over.

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They would happily allow such a law as long as it applied only to non-Christians. If applied to Christians (or at least groups they might consider Christians) they would probably block such a law, unless of course they just nodded acquiescently to their GOP overlords and went ahead and let the leopards eat their faces as well.

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He should just say that indoor plumbing is evil so his supporters can start shitting in a pot and throwing it’s contents out the window just like the good old days.

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My pearls!
Dr. Frank-n-furter

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