Why waste perfectly good dung? Dry it out and use it as fuel for a fire. Ted’s victimsconstituents could probably use the heat this winter, given the stability of Texas’s power grid.
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Texas Longhorns? There in Austin! No power… and Satan too? Nnnoooooooo!
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Anger keeps you warm?
Also, I was very confused by HORNY ESORNO. Or is it HORNY ES ORNO?
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If that’s a euphemism for “cojones”, are we sure he has any to clutch? 
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I avoid twitter like hte plague, but reading the replies to that was hilarious.
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…but the bible had to be in Latin, not English.
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No, no teddi. It’s satin, SATIN!!!.
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Shitweasels: Your laws don’t apply to us because we have a Religious Objection.
Satanic Temple: OK.
Shitweasels: Not like that!!!
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I guess if he saw Caberet with Liza Minelli he’d wonder why they were wasting time with all the music and dancing. “This world belongs to me” would be the only number he’d like.
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I have been tempted by the idea of starting a Church of Cybele to protect transition as a sacrament, but was concerned that TERs would use it as false evidence that transgender is a cult.
On the other hand, not doing it is based on a belief that TERs argue in good faith, which is obviously not true. Maybe I should go ahead with it.
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