Televangelist Jan Crouch dead at 78 after massive stroke


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#2

I believe you have misspelled “The Good Lord, in all His Wisdom and Humility, has finally called one of his Earthly Angels back Home.”


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Slain in more than just the spirit, eh?


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Meh, Lovely Miss Velma wannabe…

http://www.universalworldchurch.org/wiki/Dr._Miss_Velma_Jaggers


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Not only could she not buy good taste, apparently she couldn’t even hire it.


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Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

Matthew 6:19-21

I’m available to give this reading at the funeral.


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Pardon me whilst I shed a te…done.


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You can’t hide those old people arms, nor how much of a contrast they are with her plastic surgeried face!


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RIP, Serena Joy.


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We do not gloat over even the death of a political opponent we are sure is utterly evil. But if someone is tacky, well that’s unforgivable.


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Televangelists aren’t evil?


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Miss Velma even did christmas specials. Here’s a guy riffing it.


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and nothing of value was lost.


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It’s the will of god.


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We don’t??


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Is it wrong to compare the recently dead to a Muppet? Because every time I saw her all I could do was double-take since I was initially sure she was a Muppet.


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I blame the gays. The gays put some kind of gay hex on her. Gay gay gays.


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A life of selling “crazy” to the “crazy people”, adios senorita Cray Cray.


#20

Actually Dolly Parton, but the uncanny valley is uncanny.

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