Televangelist Jan Crouch dead at 78 after massive stroke


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I believe you have misspelled “The Good Lord, in all His Wisdom and Humility, has finally called one of his Earthly Angels back Home.”



Slain in more than just the spirit, eh?


Meh, Lovely Miss Velma wannabe…


Not only could she not buy good taste, apparently she couldn’t even hire it.


Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

Matthew 6:19-21

I’m available to give this reading at the funeral.


Pardon me whilst I shed a te…done.


You can’t hide those old people arms, nor how much of a contrast they are with her plastic surgeried face!


RIP, Serena Joy.


We do not gloat over even the death of a political opponent we are sure is utterly evil. But if someone is tacky, well that’s unforgivable.


Televangelists aren’t evil?


Miss Velma even did christmas specials. Here’s a guy riffing it.


and nothing of value was lost.


It’s the will of god.


We don’t??


Is it wrong to compare the recently dead to a Muppet? Because every time I saw her all I could do was double-take since I was initially sure she was a Muppet.


I blame the gays. The gays put some kind of gay hex on her. Gay gay gays.


A life of selling “crazy” to the “crazy people”, adios senorita Cray Cray.


Actually Dolly Parton, but the uncanny valley is uncanny.