Thai friendship bracelets


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#2

My admiration only increased when I read ‘SOFT COCK GANGSTER’, but when I saw ‘I WANT TIN TIN (sic) TO SUFFER’ I realized that I was in the presence of genius, genius that needed to be recorded on a golden disk and sent into deep space for alien civilizations to ponder and envy.


#3

You can get em from beach vendors too


#4

Soft Cock Gangster band name! Called it!


#5

free rape 24 hr, gee.


#6

I was all yeah yeah yeah, wait ‘I WANT TIN TIN TO SUFFER’??? oh this makes up for the motorcycle commute in the rain and then some.


#7

Lick my discharge.

Fuck my dog cunt.

My pussy 99 kg.

I heart my wife.

♫♪ One of these things is not like the others. Which one is different, do you know?


#8

I [heart] rat cunt is pretty bad ass.


#9

I wonder if the primary customers for these are gap-year Aussies.


#10

What, no love for “lick my piss farm?”


#11

Mr Bombastic


#12

Smegma … LOL


#13

If Red Dwarf had given me nothing other than an appreciation of the word ‘smegma’, I would still be content.


#14

Is that Hergé’s Tin Tin or is it Thunderbirds’ Tin Tin?


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#16

There’s on that literally says “I want u rape me”. Words fail me


#17

A wondrous array of humanity’s longings. There is hope yet for our civilization.

Such poetry!


#18

Disk/dick whatever it takes.


#19

Western tourist: “Look at this wack-ass shit they sell on the beach in Thailand! I’m gonna buy one to show the folks back home.”

Thai vendor: “Look at the wack-ass shit Western tourists will buy! I’m gonna take their money back home.”


#20

Like I always tell my children, nothing says “fuck my dog cunt” like a Thai friendship bracelet!

… which is probably a good thing, now that I think about it…