Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/28/the-allin1e-smoking-tool-gathers-all-your-smoking-needs-in-one-ultra-portable-travel-set.html
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Why even pretend this is for tobacco? It’s a dugout.
Does it come with a tracheotomy kit and a free MRI of your lungs?
“ Anyone carrying a lighter or the visible bulge of a cigarette pack tucked in a shirt pocket is all but guaranteed to get some side-eye in 2020.”
I recommend a purse. No problems.
Or a satchel, like Indian Jones! (Hat sold separately)
But, you know, smoking is bad.
Satchel? You mean a man purse?
Does anybody really grind tobacco? Or I guess the better question is, did anybody ever really grind tobacco before ‘tobacco’ became a SFW euphemism for 420?
It’s a european carryall.
I don’t expect much from the @boingboingshop, but literally calling smoking “cool” is a new low
A “murse” you’re a man of action and don’t want to spend too many syllables.
A tactical European carryall.
In moving onto gender neutral language- purse has precedence.
Hey - you got “actor”.
I have to get rid of all my camo stuff, it’s definitely not cool anymore
welp, code doesn’t work
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