The Allin1E Smoking Tool gathers all your smoking needs in one ultra-portable travel set

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/28/the-allin1e-smoking-tool-gathers-all-your-smoking-needs-in-one-ultra-portable-travel-set.html

Why even pretend this is for tobacco? It’s a dugout.

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Does it come with a tracheotomy kit and a free MRI of your lungs?

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“ Anyone carrying a lighter or the visible bulge of a cigarette pack tucked in a shirt pocket is all but guaranteed to get some side-eye in 2020.”

I recommend a purse. No problems.

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Or a satchel, like Indian Jones! (Hat sold separately)

But, you know, smoking is bad.

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Satchel? You mean a man purse?

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Does anybody really grind tobacco? Or I guess the better question is, did anybody ever really grind tobacco before ‘tobacco’ became a SFW euphemism for 420?

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It’s a european carryall.

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I don’t expect much from the @boingboingshop, but literally calling smoking “cool” is a new low

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A “murse” you’re a man of action and don’t want to spend too many syllables.

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A tactical European carryall.

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It’s a man bag in man colours. (Note smoking tool lower right.)

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In moving onto gender neutral language- purse has precedence.

Hey - you got “actor”.

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I have to get rid of all my camo stuff, it’s definitely not cool anymore

welp, code doesn’t work

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