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I loved it.
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Executive: Hey, this Five Nights at Freddie’s is popular can we do thaT?
Suit: We don’t have the rights.
Executive: What do we have that’s close?
Suit: How about that 50 year old show from Hanna Barbara It’s like nostalgic right?
Executive: Perfect! People over 50 would be into a reboot that is Five Nights at Freddie’s right? We can do it all Stranger Things and make it look nostalgic and cool people love that shit.
Suit: We don’t have the budget to set it in the 70s.
Executive: Fine, Make it.
Me: GAH! My childhood!
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I liked it! The spoiler headline prepared me for it, and if that hadn’t, the rating screen for horror and gore might have. And in a nice-Friday-thank-you, it pairs very well with the also-posted-today trailer for Doctor Sleep.
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"One banana, two banana, three banana, GORE!!"
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It’s cute to think there are executives involved. Warner Bros. probably just has an intern periodically strip mine the old Hanna-Barbera IP.
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“Uh oh, Chongo! Danger Island next!” That lo these many years later, is still taking up storage in my brain.
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It’s just as I remember it. What’s the problem?
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Or…
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That trailer was totally bananas, just look at it.
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well, this is the Trump timeline so this movie pretty much makes sense.
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That and “Hooooold the bus!” are about the only things I remember from the Banana Splits themselves.
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So basically, one guy got an idea for a College Humor video, and then two other guys said, “Wait! Let’s invest millions of dollars in production and distribution!”
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I think they might have actually had, briefly, the rights to a FNaF movie. So it seems like it went:
“Oh no, I wrote a FNAF script, but the company sold on the rights!”
“Well, we do have the ‘Banana Splits’ rights…”
Rather transparently, too.
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A ‘movie’ gets shown on a big screen in a big room with lots of seated people.
A ‘video’ goes straight to streaming/disc.
We get videos shot in town all the time for Lifetime Channel and such. Politely called movies by the locals… but no.
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a TV movie is still a movie even it the viewers are looking at their home screen from the sofa.
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I was already feeling woozy today and this sense of déjà vu did not help. Thx!
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Hence the ‘TV’ qualifier. Norma Jeane Mortenson didn’t go to Hollywood to be seen on TV. She understood.
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The theme song is crazy similar to Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley. There are unsubstantiated rumors of plagiarism, but it’s prolly just coincidence.
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