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'It’s soaked in nutrients,’ explained Roosta.
'What are you, a messy eater or something?’ said Zaphod.
'The yellow stripes are high in protein, the green ones have vitamin B and C
complexes, the little pink flowers contain wheatgerm extract.’
Zaphod took it and looked at it in amazement. 'What are the brown stains?’ he asked.
'Bar-B-Q sauce,’ said Roosta. 'For when I get sick of wheatgerm.’
Zaphod sniffed it doubtfully. Even more doubtfully, he sucked a corner. He spat it out again. 'Ugh,’ he stated.
'Yes,’ said Roosta, 'when I’ve had to suck that end I usually have to suck the other end a bit too.’
'Why,’ asked Zaphod suspiciously, 'what’s in that?’
'Anti-depressants,’ said Roosta.
'I’ve gone right off this towel, you know,’ said Zaphod, handing it back.
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