That reads far too much like one of his wrangler’s got to his twitter account.
Quotes around covfefe. Enjoy!
Does not read like his … writing
Edit: @TheGreatParis beat me to it
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This would easily be the greatest trump tweet ever:
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“Luke Donald, you switched off your autocorrect computer. What’s wrong?”
“Nothing, I’m alright. Everything is covfefe.”
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Picture this:
2019, at the opening of the Trump Presidential Library in Mar-a-lago.
A darkened auditorium. At the front, a monitor has been set in portrait mode and modeled to resemble a Samsung smartphone.
People file in a dozen at a time to sit on the porcelain chairs* as the tweets begin to roll.
*The “Sponsored by Kohler” sign as you walked in makes more sense now.
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I kind of think that I like that mental image of him the best. Slumped forward with his hair trailing to his toes and a little bit of drool.
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nice homonym.
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I wonder if one of the words caught in the brain implosion was kerfuffle?
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You’re at the point where you consider the president of the USA just some random old man, are you? I mean, look, I do agree this isn’t really so important as things go. I wish there was more focus, for instance, on him pulling out of the Paris agreement, something which will have real and long-term consequences.
But I also don’t think it’s fair to pretend this kind of casual incompetence in White House communication is typical, either. If your reason the president’s mistakes aren’t notable is that they happen in retirement homes all the time, you don’t have a good reason. He doesn’t deserve that kind of slack.
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Are we sure “COVFEFE” isn’t the new “STENDEK?”
Nah, too Canadian. 
I was covfefe when covfefe wasn’t cool?
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I can’t be the only one who thought “Loc-Nar”.
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We always knew the president was capable of tremendous and horrible things, that’s not a new or notable experience. This however, is the half-gleeful half-panicked revelation of a teenager who realizes their parents are nothing more than fools in positions of authority.
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In the southwestern U.S., Americans tend to pronounce any foreign-looking word as if it is Spanish.
Is that Snape in a dress wizard robes on the left?
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You’ve seen this, maybe? 
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And it still doesn’t look weird!
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That’s it, I just changed my twitter name to SocialJusticeCovfefe (spaces would have made it too long).
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