The up-the-nose camera angle, coupled with unkempt beard, and high definition chewing make this video a queasy masterpiece.
A video closeup of some hipster chewing a burger should be preceded by a trigger warning.
I found a patch in Arizona, North of Jerome, that was epic. The caps had a circumference of a small melon. I also think I may have found a destroying angel. Mushroom hunting is fun. But the poisonous ones get photographed, not eaten
I make it a rule never to eat angry food.
You’re likely to see it again.
My food is hurty?
I like the way he removes the tomatoes because they’re not healthy. It never occurred to me that that was the unhealthy part of a whopper.
I’d take however much pesticides are on that tomato before I’d take all the antibiotics in the beef.
nerds knew about her first, dammit
Acid Burn, ala Hackers.
What no “Crash Override”, aka Zero Cool?
Gee the “treats” I miss by keeping kosher…
I miss them by just staying the F*** out of fast food chains. Your method is equally valid, of course.
You think there’s dairy in the BK cheeseburgers?
If BK was serving kosher beef they’d need an army of schochets & mashgiachs
HAHAHAHA. Yep. there was a black gatorade that got me a few years back. Except I work in hazardous waste, and had been somewhere really really REALLY bad the day before, so it was a real WTF morning at my house! Thank Google!
Surely the King of Burgers can muster an army.
It’s been soooo long since I have seen that movie, but the SOUNDTRACK introduced me to several electronica groups that I fell in love with. Most notably Underworld - whose members were also part of the avante guarde design company Tomato in the UK.
Cowgirl was on the Hackers Soundtrack:
After having consumed untold numbers of green-topped jugs of the stuff, I’m finding I’m moving on. It just doesn’t have the grunt I need. Surprisingly, my new current fave is Trader Joe’s habanero sauce. Still, good ol’ Sriracha does have the flavor that complements a burger.
Anyone have a comparison to Jack’s Hellapeno? My favorite guilty don’t feed them after midnight snack.