The chemical burn of Burger King's bizarre Angriest Whopper

The up-the-nose camera angle, coupled with unkempt beard, and high definition chewing make this video a queasy masterpiece.

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A video closeup of some hipster chewing a burger should be preceded by a trigger warning.

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I found a patch in Arizona, North of Jerome, that was epic. The caps had a circumference of a small melon. I also think I may have found a destroying angel. Mushroom hunting is fun. But the poisonous ones get photographed, not eaten :smiley:

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I make it a rule never to eat angry food.

You’re likely to see it again.

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My food is hurty?

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I like the way he removes the tomatoes because they’re not healthy. It never occurred to me that that was the unhealthy part of a whopper.

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I’d take however much pesticides are on that tomato before I’d take all the antibiotics in the beef.

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nerds knew about her first, dammit

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Acid Burn, ala Hackers.

What no “Crash Override”, aka Zero Cool?

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Gee the “treats” I miss by keeping kosher…

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I miss them by just staying the F*** out of fast food chains. Your method is equally valid, of course.

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You think there’s dairy in the BK cheeseburgers?

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If BK was serving kosher beef they’d need an army of schochets & mashgiachs

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HAHAHAHA. Yep. there was a black gatorade that got me a few years back. Except I work in hazardous waste, and had been somewhere really really REALLY bad the day before, so it was a real WTF morning at my house! Thank Google!

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Surely the King of Burgers can muster an army.

It’s been soooo long since I have seen that movie, but the SOUNDTRACK introduced me to several electronica groups that I fell in love with. Most notably Underworld - whose members were also part of the avante guarde design company Tomato in the UK.

Cowgirl was on the Hackers Soundtrack:

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After having consumed untold numbers of green-topped jugs of the stuff, I’m finding I’m moving on. It just doesn’t have the grunt I need. Surprisingly, my new current fave is Trader Joe’s habanero sauce. Still, good ol’ Sriracha does have the flavor that complements a burger.

Anyone have a comparison to Jack’s Hellapeno? My favorite guilty don’t feed them after midnight snack.