I believe that, if he isn’t drummed out of the Senate, Ted Cruz must be forced to wear the shaman’s bison headgear from now on, whenever he is on the Capitol grounds. He shall be allowed to carry the spear – but only because if he wishes to speak, he must tap it twice on the floor before doing so. I am guessing that if I send this demand to my Senators (although both Democrats) they will not take me seriously. But my firm belief is that if Ted Cruz is going to yoke himself to this dangerous buffoonery, then he shall don its trappings until the day when he no longer reports for work in the Capitol building.
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