The CrunchCup allows you to take your cereal wherever you go

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/10/the-crunchcup-allows-you-to-ta.html

The gaps in the seats of my car already allow my children to take their cereal wherever they go.

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This is a joke, right?

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It’s the boingboing shop, so, yes. Everything they sell is a joke.

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This was featured as an invention last year on BB outside the store

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… and then inside the store.

Just switch to Brave. Works pretty well on mobile devices, too.

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Wait, this is a product intentionally designed for people to eat with one hand and drive with the other?

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I’m game,
but what is “brave” and how do I “switch” to it.

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Use Feedly. That’s how I peruse the offerings.

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Yes to this. BB really should start accepting Brave Rewards micropayments though.

Also, I find the Disconnect extension works well for other browsers.

It’s a web browser, so download and install it.

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Randy Waterhouse (a character in “Cryptonomicon”) would be interested in this product. He had imagined a spoon connected to a hose that would pump up nearly-frozen milk just as you were putting the Cap’n Crunch into your mouth.

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I have one. I didn’t realise there’s no way to seal them - the mouth hole has no cover - so the claim you can have cereal on your commute is a flat lie. The contents go everywhere unless it’s held still and vertical except when you’re drink-eating from it.

What’s next in the “paid ads for broken, worthless bad ideas”, BB? Endorsing a Republican?

Only if you want to arrive at your destination covered in milk. It’s open at the top.

probably better to drive with both hands and keep our eyes on the road

Ok, I actually kind of want this. But it appears to not ship to Australia. Probably good thing, as I am terrible at impulse shopping.

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