I would rather go to a mall specifically to steal one of these than to shop for what is there now!
I dunno, I think I’ll just save my money and upgrade to a Cyberman in a few years.
Why would humans invent such a thing? Why?
(They are human, right?)
Wilton Knight was an eccentric genius.
yeah, this looks like it’s a lot more valuable than what ever you thought of stealing in the mall.
We’ve been warned about this idea…
For fun, I’d guess.
If you want to make a robot and somebody gives you money to do so, would you turn the chance down?
So much money spent building a gadget that can be instantly defeated with a piece of duct tape over the camera.
Looks like a cross between R2D2 and a vibrator, to me.
Yeah, kids, it’s all fun and games until one of these rampages through your party.
“I don’t blame you…Are you still there?”
All these jokes make me feel so dirty!
Need to build a robot that will go to mall lots and sheepdog these robots into a self driving van.
Needs a plunger manipulator and paint roller death-ray.
They look more like Sonicare toothbrushes, without the stem and brush. Nothing in the article about whether they move autonomously, or require a remote “driver”.
I see many of these getting stolen if they are ever actually put in use.
Ahh, chopping mall. The poor man’s “Killbotz”.