The fun and freaky sounds of the Sasquatch Calling Contest

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/16/the-fun-and-freaky-sounds-of-t.html

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I wonder if anyone hosts a contest to see who can best mimic the sensual mating dance of the Chupacabra.

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Oh, I can do that.

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HOT.

…and here’s some extra characters to satisfy GrouchyCharacterMiniumSquatch

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Lunch Time!

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I can call spirits from the vasty deep!

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Take your pill, Glendower.

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At first I thought, “Upstate New York? Isn’t Bigfoot a mainly a West Coast thing?” But now I realize the wisdom of holding it there: nobody will actually summon Bigfoot!

Now, if the contest was held in Oregon or far northern California it would be totally different thing, right? Providing Bigfoot actually exists, naturally.

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FACT: Upstate New York has just as many independently confirmed Bigfoot sightings as the Pacific Northwest.

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Why don’t they try calling their lake monster?

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News headline in an alternate timeline

Sasquatch Calling Contest Participants Killed in Sasquatch Mating Stamped

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Wow. You learn a new thing every day, then!

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What, no one in Gilbert-Gottfried-voice? Now THAT would’ve been a winner.

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I needed that. It’s been awhile since I have enjoyed her simple joy.

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Here’s the entry from Wales:

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cups hands around mouth…

(((@pesco)))

How’d I do?

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If the winner from the video sounded most like the Bigfoot the man encountered, then I think what he heard was an old hand cranked air horn.