Like someone drew an angry face on their big toe?
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Substitute âconfusedâ for âangryâ and âpenisâ for âtoe.â
I forget where I saw it, but someone described T(f)uckerâs facial expression as âsomeone moved his food bowl.â
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Not Techno Viking? Hmmmpf
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Musk doesnât have swagger like that
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Elon Musk is a horrible person who only cares about enriching himself at the expense of other people as well as the environment. The apple doesnât fall far from the tree that was a Zambian Emerald Mine owner in Apartheid South Africa. The only difference is that Musk can distract people from how horrible a person he is with cars and technology that his cult of tech bros have been dreaming about since they were kids.
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Technoking, because itâs important the corporate dystopia be both as overtly feudal as possible, and extremely tacky in an 80s-pop-culture-imagining-cyberspace kind of way. But this seems like quite the day to pick for proclaiming yourself a ruler like that, doesnât it?
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It looks like he was just an asshole.
Hrmph. He might not have intended it as terrorism, but it was terrorism.
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Diabetes made him do it:
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Wonât someone please think of the poors who canât afford Lambos and are forced to drive Toyotas?
I swear, they could set the bar at $10M/year and there would be some wanker crying about how hard it is to live on that in West Palm Beach. âDo you know what pool maintenance costs there?!â
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My brain refuses to see that word as a noun, and insists itâs a verb, a portmanteau of technology and smoking.
Still dumb, just not as pretentious.
I hope his hubris eats him soon.
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From the linked CNBC article:
He said a family of four living in a high-cost city with $400,000 a year in income could afford a $1.6 million mortgage on a $2 million home.
âŚwhich means a mortgage of $6,746/month. That doesnât include utilities, taxes, etc. Are families making $400K/year really living in $2M houses?
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The average Toronto homeowner is now living in a $1M+ home, so itâs possible. But no one goes out and buys a $2M house from scratch rather than trading up or moving out of the high-priced core, so that mortgage is probably where theyâve loaded it against those $400k poors.
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If $400k/yr is a âstruggleâ I question their ability to manage money. Of course, if you consider Lambos and jet setting as necessary expenses, then yeah, thatâs probably inadequate. We make less than half that and consider ourselves pretty damn wealthy, but I guess YMMV.
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And then my brain went to âtechnoking douchetoking.â 
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