Wow. That has to be satire, right? âIâm a family values Conservative. This means I only value my family, not anyone elseâsâ would be a dead give away in a sane world - same with âissuing⌠threats against my wife? Thatâs when I go from hanging out with you in coffee shops, to sending strongly worded tweets!â
Did this guy accidentally hire an ex-Onion staffer as a speechwriter/PR consultant and just not notice yet?
Wolves kill cows (allegedly) and conservatives all think theyâre cowboys
or, that is, conservatives all think theyâre John Wayne and they think John Wayne was a cowboy
The Beaverton is the Canadian equivalent of The Onion.
In this case their satire was spot on. Poilievre was warned about MacKenzie, but didnât object until it was his wife who was targeted.
On Fox, fentanyl is the new caravans.
They seem concerned about the daily deaths by overdose, but not about the daily COVID deaths. I wonder what thatâs about. 
/S
Both of which are affecting areas like mine (rural Indiana) at a higher per capita rate than the major metropolitan areas.
Trick or treating is just communism, anyway⌠/s
That seems logical, but we all know mind control drugs are so cheap, they actually just spray them out behind airplanes at all times in the vague hope someone will breathe them in sooner or later. (/s)
Thoughts and prayers?
Nah.
Poor guy just waking from a coma.
Hey, that means more candy for kids whose parents donât watch Fox News!
Matt âOnomatopoeiaâ Schlapp brags that in Kansas, people use toilets. Apparently thatâs novel enough to brag about?
They need something to differentiate themselves from Oklahoma. 
I had to dig so deep to find out itâs probably reference the whole furries getting litter boxes in schools thing.
