The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes (Part 2)

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How did those gentlemen get copies of a Fascist Playbook? It’s a mystery! /s

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Officers also collected evidence that linked Kivimäki to IP addresses common to others that were involved in the therapy centre’s data breach.

Some of the servers were being used by a firm called Scanfi. Kivimäki told investigators he was CEO of the company. That firm’s business was scanning for cybersecurity vulnerabilities on the internet and informing companies about them.

Kivimäki paid for use of the servers with his personal credit card, according to police. Additionally, authorities said they were able to link Kivimäki to IP addresses linked to the data breach itself.

Among other clues, authorities noted a particular IP address as Kivimäki’s debit card was used to pay to access OnlyFans content and to make a reservation at Helsinki’s Hotel Kämp. The same IP address also accessed a server linked to the suspected crimes.

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“Officer, I’m not a burglar! I was checking all the doors and windows along the street, so that I could inform the owners if there was a problem.”

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This scenario would of course place financial damage a long way down the list of horrors.

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Today there is a greater and more terrible source of uncertainty, since many of the potential belligerent powers wield nuclear weapons. Yet in a sense, this has little financial relevance, since in a nuclear conflagration your portfolio’s performance would be unlikely to rank highly among your priorities.

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Mike Johnson’s Wife Runs Counseling Service That Compares Being Gay To Bestiality, Incest

Onward Christian Counseling Services is grounded in the belief that sex is offensive to God if it is not between a man and a woman married to each other. It puts being gay, bisexual or transgender in the same category as someone who has sex with animals or family members, calling all of these examples of “sexual immorality.”

“We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of sexual immorality, such as adultery, fornication, homosexuality, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, pornography or any attempt to change one’s sex, or disagreement with one’s biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God,” says the eight-page business document.

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Christ, what an especially disgusting asshole.

(Peddling what I gather is now standard fare for Xitter.)

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If a trans woman whacks Richard Hanania with a blunt object from behind is that assault or just preemptive self defense.

  • Self protection
  • Assault, but I understand
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Centrist my ass.

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Well, if someone happened to be carrying home a long piece of lumber from the hardware store on their shoulder, and suddenly heard a noise behind them so they swung around to look…completely forgetting the thing was at just the right height to whack that asshole…

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And of course if you happen to accidentally hit something this way the automatic reaction is to swing around the other way, fast, to check out what you just hit.

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The 5th District Court has upheld the Three Stooges defense…

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Ah yes, The Twitter Files where a bunch of journalists hand-picked by a billionaire toed the line and furthered the exact narrative about his perceived enemies that he wanted them to. So courageous and inspiring.

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