“In this episode, Donny plays Raspy Excruciate the Kidney Stone.”
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Someone wrote that line for him and someone else taught him how to read it.
I wish that was not true but that is likely true.
He’s going to begin falling apart and losing it during the campaign and debates shortly.
Probably already forgetting where he parked Air Force One. Sad.
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You can’t “get” a joke if you don’t understand anything in the first place
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So like a turducken?
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Lots of love for you, Michael. Stay away from Advil. The Harvard School of Public Health has a list of foods that are bad for the kidneys. I have the list, but it’s too long to put here but the link is:
https://regepi.bwh.harvard.edu/health/Oxalate/files/
All the best.
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Alexa:
Why are tories allowing Amazon to profit from the NHS?
Why aren’t they forcing them to pay their fair share of the taxes that should be funding frontline services?
Why are they letting such a voraciously profit-thirsty firm have access to tons of valuable NHS patient data?— will thorpe (@withorpe) July 10, 2019
Hancock: “Alexa, I have bullshit coming out of my mouth. What is the diagnosis?”
Alexa: “You’re a Tory.” https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1148834485741506560
— Damon Evans (@damocrat) July 10, 2019
Just farted so hard Alexa called an ambulance.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) July 10, 2019
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Mein Gott Herr Drumpf. I haf never seen anything like it. You haf got a kleiner kidney growing in your left ventrical. Zis is offal - It has got to go! Ve may efen haf to remove your gipper!!!
Is this some sort of coded message about the pee tape?
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Frankly, all my organs have a special place in my heart.
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Is Trump suffering from dementia?
Ditto. But sometimes my tonsils are bothersome.
We hadn’t considered the pet market. Being a human only medical company, it was unlikely we would have pursued it. Still, with all the pets that have kidney failure but can’t get dialysis, this might be a reasonable option and wouldn’t require clinical trials. Maybe I should be talking to vets.
Too little, too late, but you can buy used dialysis machines pretty cheap. I bought one for like $300 during my research. The disposables add up and stabbing you pet regularly sucks (I had a diabetic cat). Buying is a bit tricky (sales are FDA regulated), but easily done by a veterinarian.
Edit: A quick search turned up dozens of dialysis machines for $1000 or less.
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That’s a very fine point indeed.
Does he suffer from derangement? No, he ENJOYS it! As a schizo friend told me, “Make your insanity work for you.” He does.
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Quite possibly. Then again, he may just be a pig-ignorant narcissistic idiot who doesn’t listen to what he’s saying.
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Offal in his gipper. How is he even alive? Wait, I am having idea.
It’s certain that he is dead from the neck up. I suspect he is a Russian cyborg.
Frankentrump?
Yah! Ve transplanted the hands of a child onto a sexual predator and gave it the head of a cabbage - topped with saffron - to give it a classy look.
Silly question: If a dialysis machine is an artificial kidney, why can’t we just make a smaller one?
